1. Lost- You can't beat this show. Period
2. Doctor Who
3. The X-Files- The truth is out there.
4. Firefly- Brilliant
5. Quantum Leap- Great show and such a bittersweet ending.
6. Star Trek
7. Battlestar Galactica
8. Buffy
9. V: The Miniseries
10. Jekyll
11. Fringe
12. Journeyman
13. The Prisoner
14. Torchwood
15. Invasion
16.Mystery Science Theater 3000
17. Angel
18. Futurama
19. Jericho
20. The Dead Zone
21. The New Adventures of Lois and Clark
22. True Blood
23. The Twilight Zone- It belongs on this list so here it is. I just really haven't seen much of it.
24. Tru Calling
25. Thunderbirds
There you have it my Top 25
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen: To Be Quite Frank I Want My Revenge
So I Saw This Movie High...
It was a Thursday night and I had nothing going. I got a call from a friend, for anonymity purposes I will call him Beckett, asking me if I wanted to go see Transformers 2. I did not want to go see this movie but I had nothing better to do. Beckett picked me up 20 minutes later, relaying information to me about what he had heard about the film. This would be the first time I heard about the racist twin robots. I was shocked to find out about this and soon eager to see how bad of a movie it would be. We arrived at my other friend, Brooks' house, we smoked and left. Arriving at the theater 10 minutes early which for us is quite the accomplishment. Buying both a ticket and a combo of popcorn and Dr. Pepper. I was prepared. We found the theater pretty empty, granted it was a Thursday at midnight but still for it's opening week this was shocking and somehow hopeful that this movie wouldn't do well. America would later prove me wrong by making it the highest grossing movie of 2009. I thought that this movie would at least please my high eyes, but Michael Bay managed to over-complicate the Transformers. There is so much detail on these robots that you can't see the big picture. From the opening moments I felt overwhelmed. Now it is fair to day that my friends and I are movie snobs, none-the-less we are geeks and pop culture junkies so I really wanted this movie to be good. It wasn't. Transformers 2 was 2 1/2 hours long which is far too long for a sober person let alone a high person. After 30 minutes I was squirming in my seat. As the movie progressed I quickly realized that this movie was awful. This realization did afford me one pleasure and that was the right to make fun of the movie. During one gratuitous chase seen a Decipticon smashed through a library. I quickly leaned over to Beckett and whispered, "Michael Bay hates books." The script itself was so bad and cheesy that you could add "that's what she said" to the end of every line and it made sense. This was something we took advantage of throughout the entire movie. My favorite was "Here Optimus take my parts." This movie was designed for cheap laughs, with robot testicals, John Turturro in a thong, which I most assuredly laughed at because I was high and because it was just so stupid. God I hated this movie! The entire plot was superfluous and could have been solved in 2 minutes had the characters actual been thinking. To be frank I wanted the Decepticons to win by the end so it would just be over. I have had bowel movements that were more entertaining to sit through. This was merely a vehicle to see Meghan Fox's boobs bounce in slow motion, this is one vehicle that didn't transform into anything else. Do you see what I did there I made a pun about how vehicles in the movie transform. I like my humor. Peace
It was a Thursday night and I had nothing going. I got a call from a friend, for anonymity purposes I will call him Beckett, asking me if I wanted to go see Transformers 2. I did not want to go see this movie but I had nothing better to do. Beckett picked me up 20 minutes later, relaying information to me about what he had heard about the film. This would be the first time I heard about the racist twin robots. I was shocked to find out about this and soon eager to see how bad of a movie it would be. We arrived at my other friend, Brooks' house, we smoked and left. Arriving at the theater 10 minutes early which for us is quite the accomplishment. Buying both a ticket and a combo of popcorn and Dr. Pepper. I was prepared. We found the theater pretty empty, granted it was a Thursday at midnight but still for it's opening week this was shocking and somehow hopeful that this movie wouldn't do well. America would later prove me wrong by making it the highest grossing movie of 2009. I thought that this movie would at least please my high eyes, but Michael Bay managed to over-complicate the Transformers. There is so much detail on these robots that you can't see the big picture. From the opening moments I felt overwhelmed. Now it is fair to day that my friends and I are movie snobs, none-the-less we are geeks and pop culture junkies so I really wanted this movie to be good. It wasn't. Transformers 2 was 2 1/2 hours long which is far too long for a sober person let alone a high person. After 30 minutes I was squirming in my seat. As the movie progressed I quickly realized that this movie was awful. This realization did afford me one pleasure and that was the right to make fun of the movie. During one gratuitous chase seen a Decipticon smashed through a library. I quickly leaned over to Beckett and whispered, "Michael Bay hates books." The script itself was so bad and cheesy that you could add "that's what she said" to the end of every line and it made sense. This was something we took advantage of throughout the entire movie. My favorite was "Here Optimus take my parts." This movie was designed for cheap laughs, with robot testicals, John Turturro in a thong, which I most assuredly laughed at because I was high and because it was just so stupid. God I hated this movie! The entire plot was superfluous and could have been solved in 2 minutes had the characters actual been thinking. To be frank I wanted the Decepticons to win by the end so it would just be over. I have had bowel movements that were more entertaining to sit through. This was merely a vehicle to see Meghan Fox's boobs bounce in slow motion, this is one vehicle that didn't transform into anything else. Do you see what I did there I made a pun about how vehicles in the movie transform. I like my humor. Peace
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
"The Hangover" more like The Funover
So I saw this movie high... and it was amazing. My voice totally got higher on "amazing" so read it with that inflection. I knew this movie was going to be good, I mean it has Zach Galifianakis, but i did not expect to leave the theater crying. (cue really lame pun about how I was crying from laughter and not out of saddness). I really wish this movie was in 3D though, I'm pretty sure that's how they're doing the sequel. This is a movie with balls and lots of them. (cue another really lame joke about how I mean literal balls) This was after all the highest of high brow comedy. I will continue writing this later, right now I am too tired. I just realized that that title makes the movie sound bad, that's actually a really good title for a negative review for "The Hangover" fortunately this is positive. You won't always get those here I promise.
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